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Goldfish joke

Postby Troy » Tue Jul 27, 2004 9:55 pm

I was reading this joke and decided to share, hope you enjoy it
Cheers.

The Day the Goldfish Died.

Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered
over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to,
he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Timmy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Timmy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've
just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish,
isn't it?"

Timmy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's
inside your fu@*n' cat!"
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